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Jul 24
“This week, Sporty Spice told the Reuters News Agency that she was done with the Spice Girls. Making her just 2 years behind everyone else.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 3/10/01 (via tinafeysays)

Jul 23
“An English man’s leg was saved after his Jack Russell terrier started licking it, which helped to prevent the leg from becoming gangrenous. Afterwards, the dog went back to trying to save his own balls.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update (via tinafeysays)

Jul 22
“Many of the first people to buy the new XBox 360 are returning the system because of crashes and glitches and maybe, just maybe, a long hard look in the mirror.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update (via tinafeysays)

Jul 21
tinafeysays:

"When I’m writing and don’t feel like I have the idea, I get very, very down. Then, at the moment I get any kind of breakthrough, I’m elated. Writing ‘Bossypants’ was a serious roller coaster."

tinafeysays:

"When I’m writing and don’t feel like I have the idea, I get very, very down. Then, at the moment I get any kind of breakthrough, I’m elated. Writing ‘Bossypants’ was a serious roller coaster."


Jul 20
“There’s one that she [Alice] always— that I tried to get in, and I couldn’t believe that I couldn’t get it in the script in time. I’ll have to try to use it next year. Um, she’s been doing this thing now, where she’ll get a Barbie, and she’ll pull her pants down, you know, […] and she’ll have the barbie say to the prince or whatever, ‘You know, the most romantic part of the human body is the butt.’” Tina Fey, Barnes & Noble Q&A for Bossypants, on Alice’s contributions to 30 Rock (via tinafeysays)

Jul 19
tinafeysays:

"I think of myself as a writer first, but I’d never written prose. Then again, I had never written a movie before ‘Mean Girls,’ or a TV pilot before ‘30 Rock.’ At some point, you just have to jump in."

tinafeysays:

"I think of myself as a writer first, but I’d never written prose. Then again, I had never written a movie before ‘Mean Girls,’ or a TV pilot before ‘30 Rock.’ At some point, you just have to jump in."


Jul 18
tinafeysays:

"When I first started thinking about ‘30 Rock,’ ‘Sex and the City’ was just ending. I really liked it. But I knew I couldn’t wear those clothes and I didn’t want to shoot sex scenes, so I thought, ‘Let’s explore the opposite of that.’"

tinafeysays:

"When I first started thinking about ‘30 Rock,’ ‘Sex and the City’ was just ending. I really liked it. But I knew I couldn’t wear those clothes and I didn’t want to shoot sex scenes, so I thought, ‘Let’s explore the opposite of that.’"


Jul 17
tinafeysays:

Jimmy Fallon: We still need more people.Kate Gosselin: Hey, guys! I can help. I’m a great dancer!Jimmy Fallon: Thank you so much, Kate…Tina Fey: But we already have way too many people. Aaarrrgh!

tinafeysays:

Jimmy Fallon: We still need more people.
Kate Gosselin: Hey, guys! I can help. I’m a great dancer!
Jimmy Fallon: Thank you so much, Kate…
Tina Fey: But we already have way too many people. Aaarrrgh!


Jul 16
“Your choices are: Get old or look creepy.” Tina Fey, Esquire (via tinafeysays)

Jul 15
tinafeysays:

"Shes so sweet and funny, and they’ve gotten past the part, the three year old part, where they’re little jerks, and they’re getting cute again."
-Tina Fey, interview with David Letterman, on her daughter Alice

tinafeysays:

"Shes so sweet and funny, and they’ve gotten past the part, the three year old part, where they’re little jerks, and they’re getting cute again."

-Tina Fey, interview with David Letterman, on her daughter Alice


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