Dec 9
“American Airlines has begun offering passengers on-demand movies. Unfortunately, they no longer offer flights.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Posted at 11:36pm

girlieshow: If there was one reason I love her, it would be her footnote and her answer to “can’t shop without,” because neither can I. (Also, bat skeleton? Wtf, lmao) (via nextuesday)

girlieshow:

If there was one reason I love her, it would be her footnote and her answer to “can’t shop without,” because neither can I. (Also, bat skeleton? Wtf, lmao) (via nextuesday)
Posted at 2:31pm

Dec 8
“South Africa’s Hendrick Ramaala won Sunday’s New York City Marathon in 2 hours 9 minutes and 28 seconds. Ramaala credited his fast time to the fact that he was being chased by 30,000 white people.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Posted at 9:12pm

Dec 7
“This week, Norway became the World Oyster Opening Champions. This was a stunning upset for last year’s Oyster Opening Champion: Colin Farrell.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Posted at 9:05pm

Dec 6
“The newest trend among students at Brigham Young University are T-shirts that read, ‘I Can’t. I’m Mormon.’ Which have been countered with T-shirts reading, ‘You Will. I’m Kobe.’” Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Posted at 9:02pm

Dec 5
cheia: Tina Fey: [on the best two days of her last decade] Last year I had one weekend where on Saturday morning I shot with Oprah Winfrey for 30 Rock, and that evening I went and did the first Sarah Palin sketch with Amy. Then Sunday was my daughter’s third birthday party. And I didn’t have to work on Sunday.

cheia:

Tina Fey: [on the best two days of her last decade] Last year I had one weekend where on Saturday morning I shot with Oprah Winfrey for 30 Rock, and that evening I went and did the first Sarah Palin sketch with Amy. Then Sunday was my daughter’s third birthday party. And I didn’t have to work on Sunday.
Posted at 6:02pm

cheia: Tina Fey: [on whether she imagined her career turning out this way] Did I imagine it? Sure. But I’m still imagining a thing where I eat my way out of a room filled with McDonald’s french fries. It’s floor-to-ceiling french fries. The way you save yourself is you eat your way out.  Oh, I would love to eat my way out of a room constructed entirely out of fries.

cheia:

Tina Fey: [on whether she imagined her career turning out this way] Did I imagine it? Sure. But I’m still imagining a thing where I eat my way out of a room filled with McDonald’s french fries. It’s floor-to-ceiling french fries. The way you save yourself is you eat your way out.

 Oh, I would love to eat my way out of a room constructed entirely out of fries.
Posted at 2:18pm

“The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha… Jokes on you dummies… I’m not really a lawyer!” Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Posted at 1:40am

“It’s been reported that in the event of an emergency situation with North Korea, the U.S. is prepared to send 70% of the Marine Corps to the region. According to President Bush, this will still allow us to send another 70% to Iran, and to keep our other 70% in Iraq.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Posted at 1:33am

“This week, Mr. Blackwell released his annual Worst Dressed List. It features Nicolette Sheridan, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, and several other women Mr. Blackwell would like to be.” Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Posted at 1:22am

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