January 2012
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“Syndication came back to burn me, ‘cause somebody in my house put it on, it was...”
– Tina Fey on Alice watching 30 Rock (via feyminism)
December 2011
22 posts
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“While my parents talked to the teacher, I was sent to a table to do coloring. I...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“I would always complain to my mother after the Greek kids’ parties because they...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“When you see your Big City through a non-admirer’s eyes you notice things you...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“I thought the speeches that Jim Downey wrote for Jason Sudeikis as Joe Biden...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“I developed breasts very early, around nine years old. I developed breasts so...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“It’s been reported that more and more Americans are using search engines...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 3/15/03
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“The health teacher, Mr. Garth, had a thick...
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“Let me start off by saying that at the University of Virginia in 1990, I was...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“Those first few nights of being freshly, brutally dumped and sitting alone in...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“In protest to France’s opposition to a U.S. war on Iraq, the U.S. congress’...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 3/15/03
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“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“I took a job as the night box office manager at Summer Showtime because my...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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“As part of a mass wedding ceremony in Thailand, ‘Guy,’ a chicken,...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 2/15/03
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“In a documentary that aired on ‘20/20’ this Thursday, Michael...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 2/08/03
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“My daughter has a reversible doll: Sleeping...
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“This week, actor Tom Cruise was awarded $10 million in his lawsuit against a gay...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 1/18/03
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“This week Jennifer Lopez announced that she is engaged to Ben Affleck. It will...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 11/16/02
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“The first season of ‘Felicity’ is out on DVD this week. Fans who...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 11/09/02
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“The FAA wants airlines to install new seats that would help passengers survive...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 10/12/02
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“In Milton, New Hampshire, an elementary school principal named Nancy Drew has...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 10/05/02
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“Bill Clinton revealed in Newsweek that he is getting a new chocolate lab to...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 4/06/02
November 2011
28 posts
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“This week, Chelsea Clinton was spotted at a Donatella Versace party dancing...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 3/09/02
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“Britney Spears’ Nov. 18 live HBO concert will also air on the American...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 11/17/01
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“MSNBC reporter Ashleigh Banfield, now in Pakistan covering events there, has cut...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 9/29/01
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“US officials continue the search for Osama Bin Ladin. Reports suggest that Bin...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 9/29/01
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“A new e-mail computer virus is sweeping across the globe that automatically...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 5/19/01
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“Toymakers Mattel announced this week that they are releasing a Cher doll. The...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 5/12/01
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“Massachusetts governor Jane Swift is making history as the first governor to be...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 5/12/01
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“Supermodel Cindy Crawford is furiously denying Shaquille O’Neil’s...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 5/05/01
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“Kim Jon Nam, the son of North Korea’s dictator Kim Jon Il, was detained in...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 5/05/01
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“The Arab gulf state of Bahrain is preventing single women from entering the...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 5/05/01
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“In Washington last week officials from the National Rifle Association met with a...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 4/14/01
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“This week, Sporty Spice told the Reuters News Agency that she was done with the...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 3/10/01
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“According to a report released Tuesday, female inmates in the United States have...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 3/10/01
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“An Australian man, Rob Milner, announced that next March, he plans to sky-dive...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 3/10/01
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“Reuters reported this week that a jilted woman pestered her former lover with...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 2/17/01
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“Before the Grammys this week, Madonna defended controversial rapper Eminem...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 2/14/01
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“Rapper Eminem pled guilty in a Michigan court this week to weapons charges, and...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 2/17/01
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“Researchers reported Wednesday that they have developed a self-healing plastic...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 2/17/01
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“In his victory speech Wednesday night, George W. Bush acknowledged the need for...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 12/16/2000
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“During an interview this week, Macaulay Culkin said that he is still good...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 11/18/2000
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“Earlier tonight, Michael Douglas married Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Plaza Hotel...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 11/18/2000
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“This week ‘The Beatles Anthology’, a 368-page history of the...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update, 10/7/2000