In protest to France’s opposition to a U.S. war on Iraq, the U.S. congress’ cafeteria has changed ‘French Fries’ and ‘French Toast’ to ‘Freedom Fries’ and ‘Freedom Toast.’ Afterwards, the congressmen were so pleased with themselves, they all started Freedom Kissing each other.

In a related story, in France, ‘American Cheese’ is now referred to as ‘Idiot Cheese.’