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Dec 18
“In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions (see: ‘George W. Bush’s Repeal of the Estate Tax,’ ‘Scott Peterson’s Plan,’ and ‘Dred Scott v. Sandford’ ), I invited the whole family out to New York for a Christmas adventure. I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, ‘You just haven’t met the right girl yet.’ They just don’t like big cities. It’s okay. It’s natural. They were born that way.” Tina Fey, Bossypants

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